UPDATE!

Sorry it took so long for me to write!  As I said before, the week was jam-packed with loads of fun!  Crap, that was last week that was busy... Well this week was too.  I even added some more stuff.

To sum it up, today (Friday) I had a training all day, got home, did laundry and now (at 6:45pm) am sitting on my bed wondering if I just give in and call it a night or if I should go get a boring movie (so I can at least justify going to sleep at this anti-social, she-has-no-friends hour).  That's a tough decision!

So all in all it was a busy week.  I forgot to mention... I scheduled an APPOINTMENT on Wednesday.  (dun dun dunnnn) So I had to reschedule my (boys, cover your eyes again) "ladies appointment".  (Still hate that word).  I decided that I would get surgery on my foot to get rid of the bunion.. which is also an ugly word  I didn't entirely "decide" to get surgery, but when I was asked if I wanted to get surgery now or wait until I take longer to heal, I said now.  I found out that I had to get two big procedures done instead of just the one.  Awesome.  So I will be out of my own shoes for 12 weeks following the procedure.  Too bad I just bought cute new shoes.  Instead I'll be wearing awesome velcro hospital shoes. 

Be SO jealous. Oh, by the way, I just signed up for a gym membership for $100 (start up, etc)... too bad I'll be out of THAT stuff for 3 months.

So anyway,  while I was at the doctor I was waiting for x-rays when I saw this nice older lady walk into the bathroom.  She was in there for about 6 minutes (I had been texting back and forth with a guy I just started talking to (we'll come back to that) and that's how I knew) and when she walked out she had a long piece of toilet paper following her.  It was tucked into the back of her pants, just blowing in the breeze of the clinic.  I would have stopped her, but she seemed to enjoy it.  She was definitely smiling.

How does that even HAPPEN??  So I googled it and here's what a guy said (to someone else who, like me, still doesn't understand): "if you're someone who flushes before standing up, you have to trust that when you let go of the tp that it did, in fact, drop, and wasn't stuck on the far end. It's harder to lose track if you get up and look in the bowl before flushing, but it's possible to be so distracted that you forget to reconcile the inventory"

..... well that explains it.  NOTE TO ALL OF YOU PRE-FLUSHERS: Reconcile your inventory!  I think that's a great line, by the way... "reconcile the inventory" when talking about restroom dooties.  :)

I almost forgot to tell you!!  I have a date tomorrow.  My family decided to go to Iowa and I was going to stay home (this was decided early this week after the long hours).  I had been messaging a guy on Match.com and he asked me on a date yesterday. I told him "sure, why not" (I'm a hopeless romantic, what can I say). So we're meeting for coffee at 4 halfway between here and Morgan.  My membership on Match is over on October 12th so I figured I might as well go on one last date.  Wish me luck!!

Just another day in the life..... it's the WEEKEND!

This makes me laugh..